things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
(Source: doctortveit, via mywifelinda)
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
(via ihatenietzsche)
Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.
that eight year old is the chosen one
are we gonna ignore the fact that the book is completely soaked in water
(via fajinas)
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
(via feministbecky)
Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
(via mywifelinda)
